In this edition of Stupid Criminals we should call it Lucky Criminals since this guy got off easy for giving a police officer not only a wet willy in one ear but actually gave him a wet willy in both ears.
In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a teacher in the Houston area who sent photos to a male student she was sleeping with, but tells administrators he stole them.
In this edition of Stupid Criminals we find a man who decides to fondle himself a couple of times in the drive thru, then wait for his fries while employees call the police.
In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a drug dealer who gets busted when he brings more meth to a naked woman that was found up a tree high on meth and needing more.