Stupid Criminals: A Guy Fondles Himself at McDonald’s, Gets Caught Waiting For His Fries

In this edition of Stupid Criminals we find a man who decides to fondle himself a couple of times in the drive thru, then wait for his fries while employees call the police.

According to MLive.com, last year, a 45-year-old man in Bay City, Michigan named Cory Peterson was arrested for exposing and fondling himself in a McDonald's drive-thru, not once, but twice.

First, a female employee saw him do it before he told her to, "Have a nice day," and drove off.  Then he came back minutes later to order something else, and fondled himself a second time.

He could have gotten away with it, but while the manager called 911, an employee told Peterson they were making his fries fresh and asked him to pull into a parking spot to wait, which he did, then police showed up and arrested him.

On Monday, a judge sentenced Cory to time served, which was 133 days in jail.  He also got two years probation, $1,500 in fines, and has to go to rehab for sex offenders.