Drunk Man Dials 911 Three Times to Get a Date With the Dispacher

In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a guy looking for love in all the wrong places.

According to WZVN-TV, 45-year-old Stephen Ramsey of Naples, Florida was clearly hammered earlier this week, so he called 911 and got a female dispatcher named Sandy. Through his drunken haze, he focused on one main mission: Get a date with Sandy.

Even though his speech was very slurred and he was just saying gibberish, Steve wound up calling 911 three times to ask Sandy out, or at least to bring him more booze.

She was probably too patient with him because they wound up spending a total of more than seven minutes on the phone.

After his third call, the cops went out to find him and arrested him for misuse of 911.