Stupid Criminals: Woman Robs Store by Soaking Cashiers With Her Breast Milk

In this edition of Stupid Criminals we find a woman who uses her breast milk as a weapon to rob a pharmacy.

According to The Local, a woman went into a pharmacy in Hesse, Germany on Monday afternoon, and bought a breast pump.

She paid, and when the cashier opened the register, the woman lifted up her shirt, whipped out one of her bulbous breasts, and started spraying the cashier with her breast milk.  Then she grabbed some money out of the register.

Then she went to a second register, soaked a second cashier in breast milk, and grabbed more money.

Then she ran off.  The police say she got away with about $127.

Authorities are searching for the woman now, she's described as having a, "robust figure."