To paraphrase the late, great Marvin Gaye, this guy needs some "textual healing."

A Saudi man divorced his wife on their wedding night because she was too busy texting to have sex.

It seems the blushing bride was responding to congratulatory texts and chose to do that instead of get carnal with her new husband.

A relative told the Daily Pakistan:

The groom tried to get closer with her and more intimate, but he was shocked when she ignored him, not responding to his words and actions. When he asked her if her friends were more important than he was, the bride answered that they were."

Eventually, things escalated into an argument and the man left the hotel where they were staying, but not before he announced he wanted a divorce.

A court hearing the matter urged the couple to reconcile, but the groom is adamant that they divorce.

At least they're calling it quits after working through all their differences and attempting every avenue to come to an agreement. The important thing is they tried.

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