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Stupid Criminals: Woman Assaults Her Husband Upon Finding a Dildo in His Personal Belongings
In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a woman who goes crazy after finding her husband's dildo.
According to The Smoking Gun, 48-year-old Chao Gao of Sarasota, Florida got married to a guy named Joshua Sinclair a little over a year ago and clearly, she didn't know all his secrets.
They were moving last week, and as she was unpacking one of his boxes, she found a vibrating dildo.
When she confronted him about it, he told her he liked to use it on himself.
That sent her into a rage, and Sinclair told police she started to, "beat and slap and pinch my face repeatedly." That went on for about 30 minutes while they drove to their new house and before he called police.
Gao was arrested for misdemeanor domestic battery.
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