STOP EATING ALL THE CHICKEN SAMMICHES!

Everyone is raving about how great this Popeye's chicken sandwich is. I was curious at first, but now I absolutely must have one. It's embedded itself into my brain and I can't continue normal function until I have one. The only problem is, THEY'RE ALL SOLD OUT! The told me today that they sold out in a matter of 3 hours. How am I supposed to get my hands on one of these delicious sammiches if you keep eating them all? STOP EATING ALL THE POPEYES CHICKEN SAMMICHES! My inner fat kid is throwing a fit over here man. I need this in my life. Are they really that good? I must know! Lol someone describe it to me.