Doc Prescribed Products: The Razor Specifically for Shaving Your

I'm partially ashamed to admit this, but I recently spent $50 on an electric razor specifically meant for....manscaping. Ladies, I don't know if you know this, but electric razors tend to knick a dudes junk. This company strongly suggests in their ads, that this isn't an issue with their product. Now, I'll gladly spend $50 to never knick my junk again. I only post this, because when this thing comes in, as God as my witness, for $50, if it so much as even breaks the skin, they will be getting a sternly worded letter along with photographic evidence of my dissatisfaction for their product. SAY I WON'T!

....will provide more info after use of product.