All guys want to know how their penis measures up to the average, if you don't, you are lying.

According to Daily Mail, every few years someone does a study on the most important subject in the world, the one responsible for every war, every skyscraper, and everyone driving a Camaro.  I am referring of course to the size of men's penises.

A team from King's College London analyzed penis data from more than 15,000 men in 17 different studies.  The key to all of those studies is that doctors measured the men, none of the data was self-reported.

The result is: The average man is 3.6 inches soft and 5.2 inches engorged.  Girth-wise, the average guy is 3.7 inches soft and 4.6 inches engorged.

The researchers also found a very slight connection between how tall you are and how big your penis is.

But their biggest takeaway? "Men compare themselves with pornography and believe they are inferior.  There are lots of men who might be worried, and we think reassuring men they are in the normal range will help."

So go measure yourself and see that you are normal and average, and if you are bigger than normal, pack your bags and go try out for a part in a porn movie.

 

 

 

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