What Tawny the Rock Chick Thinks About – 235 Different Ways to Name a Guy’s Junk

And for today….235 different ways to call a penis something other than a penis…..enjoy!

ABD, Adolph, Alabama Black Snake, Albino Cave Dweller, Anaconda, Anal Impaler, Ankle Spanker, Baby Arm, Baby Maker, baby-arm, baby-maker, Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger, baloney pony, BBC, BBD, beaver basher, beef whistle, bell on a pole, Big Italian Salami, bishop, Bob Dole, Bobby Dangler, Bollock, boomstick, braciole, bratwurst, burrito, Cack, candle, choad, chopper, chub, chubby, cock, cranny axe, cum gun, custard launcher, dagger, deep-V diver, dick, dickie, ding dong mcdork, dink, dipstick, disco stick, dog head, Doinker, Domepiece, dong, donger, dork, dragon, drum stick, dude piston, Easy Rider, eggroll, Equipment, Excalibur, fang, ferret, fire hose, flesh flute, flesh tower, froto, f*ck rod, fudge sickle, fun stick, Gear, Giggle Stick, Giggleberry, gigi, groin, Groin Ferret, Gut Wrench, Hairy Hotdog, heat-seeking moisture missile, hog, hose, jackhammer, Jimmy, John, John Thomas, Johnson, joystick, junk, kickstand, Kielbasa, king sebastian, knob, krull the warrior , king, lap rocket, leaky hose, lingam, little Bob, little Elvis, lizard, longfellow, love muscle, love rod, love stick, luigi, Main Vein, Man Muscle, manhood, Master of Ceremonies, mayo shooting hotdog gun, Mean Peen, Meat and Two Veg, meat constrictor, meat injection, meat popsicle, meat stick, meat thermometer, member, meter long king kong dong, microphone, Middle Leg, middle stump, Moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love, Mr. Happy, Mr. Knish, Mr. Winky, mushroom head, mutton, netherrod, old boy, old fellow, old man, Ole One Eye, one-eyed monster, one-eyed snake, one-eyed trouser-snake, one-eyed wonder weasel, one-eyed yogurt slinger, pecker, Pedro, Peen, peepee, Percy, peter, Pickle, Piece, Pied Piper, Pig skin bus, Pink Cigar, pink oboe, Pink Tractor Beam, piss weasle, piston, Plonker, plug, pnor, Pocket Rocket, poinswatter, popeye, pork sword, prick, private eye, private part, Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, quiver bone, Ramburglar, rod, rod of pleasure, roundhead, Russell the Love Muscle, Salami, sausage, schlong, Schlong, schlong dongadoodle, schmeckel, schmuck, shmuck,  schnitzel, schwanz, schwartz, Sconge, sebastianic sword, shaft, Shlittle, short arm, single barrelled pump action bollock yogurt shotgun, skin flute, soldier, spawn hammer, Steamin' semen roadway, steamin’ semen truck, stick shift, Stiffie, surfboard, Tallywhacker, Tan Bannana, tassle, Tent Pole, The D, The D-Train, third leg, Throbber, thumper, thunderbird 3, thundersword, tinker, todger, tonk, Tonsil Tickler, tool, Tripod, Trouser Meat, trouser snake, tubesteak, twig (& berries), twinkie, Unit, vein, wand, wang, wang doodle, wanger, Wedding Tackle, wee wee, Whiskey Dick, whoopie stick, wick, wiener, Wiener Schnitzel, willy, wing dang doodle, winkie, Wood, Yam Bag, yingyang, yogurt gun.