Storm Area 51? Over 200K People Plan to, You in?
The Facebook Event that's got all the alien conspiracy theorists hot and excited is called "Storm Area 51, they can't stop us all". I'm not a conspiracy theorist and to be honest I think most of the ones I've heard are just comical at best, however, when it comes to the subject of aliens I'll admit it's kinda fun to speculate. When I saw this I giggled to myself and thought, well ain't that cute, but I quickly found out this isn't just a handful of folks that put up yet another page on social media devoted to some outlandish conspiracy. So far over 200,000 people have said they are down! What I mean is they are all planning on meeting Friday, September 20th, at 3:00 a.m. to storm Area 51 and once and for all find out the truth about aliens. All I can say is that when I went to take a gander at the page I was totally sold after reading what they wrote in the details.
"We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Let's see them aliens."
....and that folks, is all I needed to make my calendar and request a day off cause damnit Let's see those aliens!