I Was Finally Able to Get A Haircut!

Now I can't fix the ugly, that's just my face. I live with it day by day and as a courtesy to people everywhere, I got into radio instead of TV. After all, I don't want to spend my time running from random villagers with torches blazing. I try to stay in my bell tower as much as possible, but man my hair looks 1,000% better. I haven't had a haircut in two and a half months. Needless to say, I was getting a bit shaggy. My girl "KC the Barber" was finally able to open for business again recently and I got in as soon as possible. I know I could have just gone to some chain, but call me crazy, I like my hair done by the same person instead of waking in and waiting for an hour with your fingers crossed hoping the person who yells "Next", has actually held a pair of scissors before. The conversation is always better with someone you're familiar with too. Even better than that, with KC there's no wait. We agree on a time and day, and I sit for maybe 5 minutes before I'm in the chair. I know, a nice haircut with a mug like mine is kind of like putting a Rolls Royce hood ornament on a Pinto, but what can a guy do? At least I feel human again. Have you been able to get your haircut yet?