Horror Movie Poems by Brandon Coates

It's not quite October but I don't care. I wanted to get to our movie themed poems now. So here you go. And the answers are listed below.

1. In search of his sister named Laurie
   Is the premise for this spooky story
   He will combat her
   With a mask of Shatner
   A trail will be left that's quite gory
2. A lake that's surrounded by trees
   A machete slashes with ease
   Killing campers is his task
   While in a hockey mask
   But first it's his mom, Mrs. Voorhees
3. Tests are done to find a clue
   Inside her, a demon attempts a coup
   Floating above the bed
   With a rotating head
   And the power of Christ compels you
4. Captured by the family Firefly
   They were just looking to drive by
   To escape is their wish
   Dwight Schrute is a fish
   In this house you will most certainly die
5. A vacation to the mountains sounds nice
   But his sanity will soon pay the price
   All work and no play
   Will cause him to slay
   And winds up covered in ice
6. In the water victims will bleed
   The sheriff knows he must succeed
   Songs they will sing
   As they hunt this big thing
   But a bigger boat is what they need

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1. Halloween
2. Friday the 13th
3. The Exorcist
4. House of 1000 Corpses
5. The Shining
6. Jaws