We were joined today by Greg Gutfeld who is one of the hosts of The Five on the FOX News Channel.

Here's the way The Five works: They have four conservatives which include Kimberly Guilfoyle (extremely hot), Dana Perino (bonafide hottie), Eric Bolling (handsome man, I'm not so insecure that I can't admit that) and Greg Gutfeld (cute as a button). These four young, attractive individuals represent the "conservative" few. As a counterweight,  they have just one liberal. It's Bob Beckel who is 70 years old and looks like this:

Alex Trebek Visits FOX News' "The Five"
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So, there's your "fair and balanced".

Some of the topics we covered with "The Gut" include his hatred of going to movie theaters in New York City and our mutual preference for Mike Patton of Faith No More over Anthony Kiedis of The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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