Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four-hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few shows I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple of Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgment." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
TxDot Signs Saying, “Don’t Read Texts” …are Technically Texts, right?
A lot of the messages are telling you that if you read a text you will almost certainly die.
Will the NFL Fine Ezekiel Elliott and Dak Prescott for Kettle Celebration…AGAIN?
In an easy Sunday night win over the Colts, Ezekiel Elliott returned to a familiar prop for an end zone celebration: the giant, red Salvation Army kettle.
After Uvalde DPS Wants $1.2B Training Facility
The Texas Department of Public Safety has had a rough year.
Texans, One Part of Your Phone Bill is Going Up by 700%
If you’re a Texan who has a phone, cell, OR landline, part of your bill is going to go up by 700% later this year.
Let’s Play “Race Horse or Marijuana Strain”!
This idea for this game came about because Nico mentioned The Cannabis Cup, the Oscars of weed, which is put on by High Times Magazine.
Rural Districts In Texas Eyeing 4-Day School Week
Some rural school districts in the Lone Star State are giving serious consideration to switching to a 4 day school week.
Abilene Man Arrested For 153rd Time, He Deserves A Nice Watch
How many arrests would it take for someone to have a “rap sheet as long as your arm”, as the phrase goes?
Friendly Reminder: Police Are NOT Legally Required To Protect You OR Your Kids
In the wake of the Robb Elementary shooting, a lot has been said about the quality of policing that went on in Uvalde on that dark day.
“Latin King Of Comedy” Johnny Sanchez Was On MadTV In The 2000s
Coming to the Plaza Theatre this Saturday, it’s the Latin Kings of Comedy with Paul Rodriguez, Joey Medina, Gilbert Esquivel, and Johnny Sanchez.
How Did The LIV Golf Pros Fare At The U.S. Open?
Only four players who have defected to the Saudi-backed golf tour made the cut at the 2022 U.S. Open.