Very few remember the vocalist legend that is Jackson Heights own Randy Watson A.K.A. Sexual Chocolate A.K.A. Joe the Policeman from the "What's Goin' Down" episode of "That's My Mama". This young man decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadow. His motto is, and I quote, "If I fail, if I succeed, you can't take away my dignity". Some say, it's because he has the greatest love of all, inside of him. As he takes a stage you're instantly enamored by his swagger. Members of the crowd have been quoted as saying "Damn that boy can sing" and "He good".
I know Mr. Randy Watson isn't for everyone but for me, he just may be the greatest talent ever to grace a microphone. Please join me in honoring this forgotten legend. We're even taking donations to have a monument built in his honor. Please don't throw trash in the donation bins by mistake. We appreciate the kind that jingles, but we'd rather have the kind that folds lol.