The DadBag — You Can Get a Fanny Pack That Looks Like a Hairy Belly
Have you always wanted to rock a fanny pack but you feel like they just aren't hideous and repulsive enough? Especially if you're a guy, you want the convenience of a fanny pack but you don't want the sexual attention from the opposite sex that fanny packs inevitably attract.
Well, your dream may be about to come true. A designer in London has done the impossible: he has actually found a way to make the fanny pack even MORE of a chick repellent than it's always been. Introducing the DadBag. It's a fanny pack that makes it look like you have a big, hairy beer guy hanging out of your shirt. This is what it looks like:
The designer says the DadBag is only a prototype for now but he's gotten so much interest that he will be looking to put his design on Kickstarter soon. Here are some of the possible models of the DadBag that you may be able to get soon. Remember, it's not just a carry-all. It's the most effective form of male birth-control ever invented.