Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
El Paso Near Top of Safest Cities…AGAIN
Year after year El Paso is at or near the top of the list of Safest Large Cities in the U.S. It shows no signs of slipping from those lofty positions.
Fergie Could Learn How to Sing the National Anthem from These Celebs
On Sunday she did a bizarre, off-key jazz interpretation of The Star Spangled Banner. Let’s just say “Peas” aren’t the only ones with black eyes after this debacle.
When Ski Ballet Was an Olympic Thing
Ski ballet. Just think about that for a minute. What do you even think ski ballet could be?? Trust me, whatever you’re imagining is no where near as silly as the reality.
Drink Like a Dog — Buzz vs. Brandon
In this video, we’re down to our two top finalists. It’s another Buzz vs. Brandon classic matchup!
Porn Parody Titles for Oscar Nominated Movies
Some call it a gift. I have a special talent for creating porno movie titles based on actual movies. It’s really a shame that the adult film business seems to have given up on creatively named parodies.
No, Sarah Sanders, El Paso Not Safest “Because of the Wall”
This assertion would be laughable if it weren’t so slanderous. Also, like many of the proclamations out of the Trump White House, it’s way too easy to disprove.
This Site Lets You Keep Track of How Much Trump Golfs (It’s a Lot)
When he found out about the erroneous nuclear missile warnings in Hawaii, Donald Trump was…would anybody care to guess what he was doing?
Top Stan Lee Pick Up Lines
So, if Stan Lee is, as these nurses claim, a lecherous old coot…what kind of lines do you think he used while being inappropriate?
Buzz Adams Morning Show Breaks a Sweat with Creeper’s Cholofit
Today, the Buzz Adams Morning Show enjoyed the opportunity to get in a brisk Cholofit workout with the man himself, Creeper!
Anally-Obsessed Cartoon Bears Are Grossest Thing on TV
I just got back from Christmas vacation where I visited my parents and watched more network television in one week than I have the rest of the year combined. Each year, I come back with a bunch of quirky observations about what's on regular TV these days.