Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
Buzz and Brandon Totally Mansplain Hot Dudes to the Ladies
Lisa and Joanna did a March Madness bracket with the hot guys from the MCU. Clearly Buzz and Brandon had to show them how to do it correctly.
The MoSho Tackles the Great Tennis Ball Color Internet Debate
Here’s where things get weird. Apparently, lots and lots of people have been going through life believing that tennis balls are green.
Buzz’s Picks for 2018 Oscars
I’m going to make my picks but you should know a couple of things first. One, I didn’t see all the movies nominated. I saw most of them, though.
Group Urges Boycott of Walking Dead for “Glamorizing Teen Suicide”
In the season premiere this past Sunday, Carl Grimes (played by young actor Chandler Riggs) chooses to shoot himself to save his father and his friend from having to do it.
This Week in Confederate Flag News
Here’s a run-down of stories that have to do with the Confederate flag that have happened in just the past few days.
Do Doobies Make Boobies?
Times have really changed since I was in high school.
They’re Now Deep Faking Trump and Hillary
Thankfully…THANKFULLY…not the porn version.
El Paso Near Top of Safest Cities…AGAIN
Year after year El Paso is at or near the top of the list of Safest Large Cities in the U.S. It shows no signs of slipping from those lofty positions.
Fergie Could Learn How to Sing the National Anthem from These Celebs
On Sunday she did a bizarre, off-key jazz interpretation of The Star Spangled Banner. Let’s just say “Peas” aren’t the only ones with black eyes after this debacle.
When Ski Ballet Was an Olympic Thing
Ski ballet. Just think about that for a minute. What do you even think ski ballet could be?? Trust me, whatever you’re imagining is no where near as silly as the reality.