Stupid Criminals: Two Unlicensed Doctors Botch a Man’s Penis Enlargement Procedure

I am not sure who is the most stupid here. We have two unlicensed doctors doing bad penile enlargement procedures, and a guy that goes to unlicensed doctors to have penis enlargement procedures done. You be the judge on this one.

According to WKMG-TV, a man in Fort Lauderdale, Florida recently went to an unlicensed doctor named Nery Gonzalez to make his penis bigger.

The man had an undetermined material that was injected into his penis, but the doctor botched it and the material he injected had to be removed.

Obviously the guy didn't want to go back to the first shady doctor to fix it.  So, he went to another unlicensed doctor named Mark Schreiber.  Unfortunately Schreiber botched that procedure too, and left him in even worse shape.

The guy says his penis is so deformed now, he is unable to perform in bed.  Not surprisingly, his name hasn't been released.

Schreiber was arrested on Friday for unlicensed practice of health care causing serious injury, and the police are still trying to track down Gonzalez, who is wanted on the same charge.