Stupid Criminals: Man Finds Out His Wife Has Been Cheating On Him With His Lawyer and Cuts His Lawyer’s Penis Off

In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a man that finds out his wife has been cheating on him with his lawyer, so he cuts the lawyer's penis off.

According to Daily Mail, 24-year-old Ikki Kodukai is a graduate student and a boxer in Tokyo, Japan, and earlier this week, he found out his wife was cheating on him.

Even worse, she was cheating on him with his lawyer.

So Kodukai busted into the lawyer's office yesterday morning, punched him a bunch of times, pulled the guy's pants off and cut off his penis with a pair of garden shears.

Then he flushed it down the toilet and waited for the police, where he was promptly arrested.

The lawyer lost a lot of blood but he's going to survive.

As far as we know, no one was able to recover the lawyer's severed penis.