Stupid Criminals: Guy Breaks Into Neighbors House to Borrow Eggs

In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a guy who likes to borrow things from his neighbors even if they are not home.

According to Sun News, a 20-year-old in Middletown, Pennsylvania named Christopher King climbed through his neighbor's window on Tuesday morning.  They weren't home, but someone else saw him do it and called 911.

When police got there, they found King walking out the front door and arrested him.  Then they searched the house and found a bunch of drawers and cabinets open.  But according to the woman who lives there, nothing was missing.

So when the cops started questioning King, he explained he wasn't trying to steal anything, he just wanted to borrow some eggs so he could cook breakfast for his girlfriend.

He's now facing felony burglary charges.