In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a couple who could not wait to get home to have sex, in front of the local jail building.

According to KVAL-TV, last Sunday, 24-year-old Kelli Knutson and 33-year-old Logan Jackson were leaving a strip club in Springfield, Oregon, and apparently all the stripping they had seen got them so worked up, they couldn't wait to get home to go to town on each other.

So they walked across the street, and started going at it in their car, at 5:45 P.M during rush hour and in clear view of passing cars, all while parked directly in front of the local jail.

Eventually someone reported it to the police, because it was holding up traffic because people were slowing down to watch them, and it caused a small traffic jam.

With that said, it sounds like Springfield isn't the worst place to go when you want to make sweet, sweet love in the back of your '98 Nissan Sentra.

One of the cops explained that usually when they catch people, they just ask them to go park somewhere no one can see them.

But in this case, they had to arrest them because it was so blatant.

Both of them are now facing charges for indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.

 

 

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