Stupid Criminals: A Man is Busted Selling Fake Whiskey Colored by Human Urine and Feces

Making fake whiskey is bad, but bottling water and coloring it with human urine and feces is the worst thing a person could do, and this guy did just that.

According to Huffington Post, 35-year-old Nicholas Stewart was caught selling bottles of Jack Daniel's whiskey to tourists outside of a slot machine complex in Blackpool, England.

The thing was, it wasn't really whiskey and a bunch of people complained.

The police got a bottle of it, ran tests, and figured out what was going on.  It was made of water, and Stewart got it to look whiskey colored by mixing in human urine and feces.

He was arrested, and just got a suspended sentence of 70 days in jail for fraud.

The prosecutors argued he should have gotten a much harsher sentence because what he was doing wasn't just fraud, it was a potential danger to public health.