Stupid Criminals-A Man is Busted For Stealing Sex Toys, Because He Was Embarrassed to Pay For Them

In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a guy too embarrassed to buy sex toys, so he figured he would steal them instead.

According to The Smoking Gun, 32-year-old Christopher Masters of Vero Beach, Florida went to a Spencer's Gifts last week, and tried to shoplift two products. A rectal plug and a Fleshlight, which is basically a tube with fake lady parts at the end that you can have sex with.

But a manager saw him taking the plug out of the package and putting it in his pants. We hope that means he shoved it in a pocket and NOT in the hole it's designed for, but you never know.

So security grabbed Masters when he was walking out and called the police.

He told them he had enough money to pay for them, he had stolen them because he was too embarrassed to pay for them.

He's been charged with misdemeanor shoplifting.

To see his mugshot click here.