Stupid Criminals: A Man Accuses His Wife of Cheating On Him With a Sex Toy

In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a man who accuses his wife of cheating on him with her sex toy, and then assaults her.

According to The Smoking Gun, 36-year-old Triston Home of Bradenton, Florida went to see his ex-wife, Misty Clark, last Wednesday.

They started arguing, and he accused her of cheating on him.  But not with a person, he accused her of cheating on him with her sex toy.

Then he grabbed it out of her bedroom and broke it in half.  He also shoved her, so he was arrested for misdemeanor domestic battery.

If you are wondering why they split up, besides the fact that he's clearly not all there, it's because after their wedding, Misty found out he already had another wife.  Their marriage was voided, and she dumped him.