In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a guy who is so romantic, he proposes at Walmart, then gets caught shoplifting sex toys from another store.

According to The Smoking Gun, a 25-year-old guy named William Cornelius proposed to his 20-year-old girlfriend Sheri Moore at a Walmart in Bay City, Michigan last Wednesday.

He walked in, bought a $30 ring, proposed over the loudspeaker, and she said yes.  But unfortunately, their engagement got off to a rough start pretty quick.

Right after they left Walmart, they went to a nearby mall, where William got arrested for shoplifting a bunch of sex toys from a Spencer's gift store including a $15 vibrator, a $6 edible thong, and a pair of "Bride-to-Be" underwear.

Someone at the store called police, who eventually found him sitting in the food court where apparently he had fallen asleep while tying his shoes.

They also arrested the "bride to be" for stealing a pair of earrings and a necklace from Walmart, right before the proposal happened.  She actually tried to blame Cornelius for it, but they had her on video.

They are facing charges for larceny and retail fraud.

 

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