Man Arrested for Having Sex With a Door
Last week a man in Lake Worth, Florida, walked up to a business in Hypoluxo, Florida and had sex with their door.
The South-Florida Sun-Sentinel reports 57-year-old Anthony Bruce Berry went up to the unmentioned business dropped his pants and began humping the door.
An employee of the store took out her iPhone to get a record of the incident before she called 911.
The police found Berry on a bus bench nearby and asked if he had violated the door, he smiled at them and said, "yes, I have a mental problem!"
He was arrested for indecent exposure.