“John” Calls Cops When He Can’t Pay For Hooker

Manhattan, Kansas police were called by a man because he could not afford the 400 dollar bill he had racked up with a prostitute.

According to the Topeka Capital-Journal, the unidentified 23-year-old man had promised to pay the prostitute 400 dollars for two hours of sexual activity.

Once the bill came due upon completion of the two hours, the man admitted he did not have the money and called police fearing for his safety from retaliation of the hooker or "her boss."

Neither were arrested immediately but both are being investigated for patronizing a prostitute and engaging in acts of prostitution.