I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
Nobel Prize-Winning Physicist Stephen Hawking Dead At 76
The family of the world famous physicist Stephen Hawking has confirmed his passing earlier this evening.
New Mexico Town Battling Skunk Problem, Problem Is Skunks Winning
A southeastern New Mexico town is battling a growing skunk crisis from an unseasonably mild winter. Unfortunately for the town, the skunks seem to be winning.
New Report Names New Mexico Worst State For The Wealthy
New Mexico is a state where your dollar can go a long way, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that New Mexico is the best state for the wealthy.
1 Dead From Package Explosion In Austin, 2nd Time In 2 Weeks
1 teenage boy is dead and a woman was taken to the hospital with life-threatening injuries after a package exploded in Austin, the second time in 2 weeks.
“Racist” Gorilla Statue Removed From TX Playground, Now Returning
A caged gorilla statue was removed from a playground after the statue was deemed to be "racially insensitive." It will be returned now because....it's racist?
Judge Ordered Electric Shock For Texas Man, Conviction Overturned
A pedophile in Texas had his conviction overturned due to the judge's brutal treatment by electric shock during his trial.
$51K Worth Of Deer Semen Donated To TX Candidate’s Campaign
And apparently, this isn't as weird as it sounds.
Texas-Based Dating App Bumble Bans Weapons In Photos
Austin-based Bumble is taking a stand against weapons by banning them from users pictures used in their profiles.
Fired NM Cop Tries To Get Out Of Ticket By Saying He’s A Cop
A former New Mexico cop who was fired was arrested in New York for impersonating an officer to try and get out of a routine traffic ticket.
Retirement Home Pays For Strippers To Dance For Residents
A retirement home in the UK has received backlash after their "entertainment" for residents one day included pole dancers.