I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
Texas Mom Arrested For Letting 7 Yr Old Drive When She Was Drunk
A Texas mother has been arrested after allegedly having her 7 year-old son drive her car because she was too drunk to drive.
Texas Gun Range Worker Accident Shoots And Kills Customer
A man was walking in the parking lot of a gun range when he was shot in Cypress, Texas.
UT Austin Study Says Never Drink Champagne Out Of A Plastic Glass
I mean, beggars can't be choosers.
Melania Trump Gets Her First Taste Of Texas Favorite Whataburger
Because can you really come to Texas and not try the best burger in America?
New Mexico Mayor And Huge Metalhead Tim Keller Introduces Trivium
The newly elected mayor of Albuqerque, is apparently a huge metal head. And a big fan of Trivium. The mayor got to introduce the group at their show this past weekend.
It’s National Cookie Day! See What Cookie Represents Your State
To celebrate National Cookie Day, Nestlé Toll House asked people across the nation what cookie they believe represented their state. See which sweets won!
Matt Lauer Fired From Today Show For Sexual Misconduct Allegation
NBC News announced early this morning that the longtime "Today" show host has been terminated after a colleague filed a complaint against Lauer.
Nothing More Nominated For 3 Grammys, In El Paso Early Next Year
The Grammy nominations came out this week and Texas rockers Nothing More were nominated for an impressive 3 awards. Make sure you see them when they come to EP!
Most Americans Would Prefer To Skip Gift Giving This Year
Because wouldn't we all rather just keep the money and spend quality time with the person instead?
Texas Named One Of The Least Charitable States
In a new report, all 50 states were ranked to see which were the most charitable. Sadly, Texas was at the bottom of the barrel.