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Chris Ford
‘The Walking Dead’ to Receive Family-Friendly Makeover
Those rotting, walking corpses aren't really corpses -- they're just really sick.
Watch a Robot Band Play Music, Take First Step Toward World Domination
These robots can sure play their instruments fast.
Pee-wee Herman’s Bike Is for Sale on eBay
If you've got about $30,000 to waste, and a troubling desire to relive your childhood, then you may be interested in this eBay auction. Someone is selling the amazing bicycle from the classic 1985 movie 'Pee-wee's Big Adventure.' Maybe now you can restore some childhood nostalgia that may have been tainted by Paul Reubens' adult-theater shenanigans.
New ‘Transformers’ Trailer Reminds You Just How Much You Really Hate the Transformers Movies
The new teaser trailer for 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' trailer is bad. "How bad is it?" the crowd asks in response. It's so bad, our eyes jumped out of our head and kicked us in the crotch for watching it.
Zack Snyder Defends ‘Watchmen,’ Slams Actual Filmmaker in the Process
In a recent interview with Huffington Post, destroyer of dreams Zack Snyder talked about, among other terrible decisions he's inflicted on the movie-going public, his version of 'Watchmen.' When Snyder was asked about master filmmaker Terry Gilliam's plans for his own ill-fated version of the remake, Snyder let us all know how much better off we all are that Gilliam never got his way.