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WWRD? Round 3: Fight!
It's round 3 of "What Would Ron Do?" Today Four Loko is releasing it's new black cherry seltzer. Now I know what you're thinking, what's the difference between this and a White Claw? I'm glad you asked Scooter. The difference is, when Four Loko does something, they don't just half ass it. They want to produce the super soldier of belligerent drunks. This my friends is double the alcohol content of any other seltzer which is sure to end well for everyone involved. Now, let's say the esteemed Mr. White is at a bar. A gentleman stumbles his way up to him and offers to buy him a new black cherry Four Loko seltzer.....WWRD?
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