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Texas Becomes Weird Like Florida Thanks to Bizarre Walmart Story
When I first read this story, I thought, 'Here we go again...Florida woman does XYZ...'
Nope. This time it's Wichita Falls, Texas. I saw the headline from the Wichita Falls Times Record News:
Wichita Falls PD: Woman riding cart drinking wine from Pringles can barred from Walmart
Oh boy, this should be good!
Friday morning, Wichita Falls police were called for a report of a woman riding on an electric shopping cart in the Walmart parking lot and drinking wine from a Pringles can...AT 6:30 IN THE MORNING.
The woman was found later at a restaurant, which is what I would do after an alcoholic bender, and told that she was BANNED from Walmart.
If this had happened at 6:30 p.m., it would have been funny. But at 6:30 a.m., it's just bizarre.
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