If someone's crapping in the gym, you gotta find out who did it."
-- Producer Joe
Well, that's what happened at an elementary school in Gustine, Texas, a town about 90 miles southwest of Fort Worth.
For all the times you see schools get hard nosed on punishment and all of the notorious zero tolerance cases that make the national news, this may be the most outrageous case of punishment yet.
Twenty-two-year-old Jessica Vanessa used to be a kindergarten teaching assistant.
She now has 2 million social media followers and makes a six-figure salary.
So what changed? Jessica is really good at twerking, so she quit her teaching job and became a professional twerker.
Back in the day, college students didn't really have much to go off of when selecting courses or professors.
Maybe someone you were friends with had that professor before and could sway you one way or another. But chances are you were going in blind.
Remember when you were in elementary school and you'd trade lunches with your friend?
Maybe he had a snack pack and you had string cheese, but you both wanted what the other one had. You'd simply trade.
Well one eighth-grader at Weaverville Elementary School in Weaverville, Calif., got detention for doing just that: trading lunches, KRCR News Channel 7 reported.
Well, this is something that you just don't expect to see while in a college class. A chemistry professor at Idaho State University was in the middle of teaching a class when a pistol he was carrying in his pocket discharged unexpectedly, KIFI-TV reported.
The bullet found a resting spot in his foot. So, he literally shot himself in the foot.
One school in Texas has joined the ranks of many others in the state to allow certain teachers on campus to carry concealed weapons.
And they're not scared to tell that story, either.
It seems like at least once a week we're talking about a zero-tolerance policy in a school that is just plain stupid.
Having rules is one thing, but only looking at things as black and white and not being able to see various shades of gray is something completely different.