Be warned, the images you're going to see in this link aren't pornographic, but I promise you don't wanna open it while you're at work.  That is, unless you work at a job like mine, and then it's literally your job! I know, it's a pretty sweet job.  Anyway, so in Japan every year starting on March 15th apparently begins the annual penis festival. There really isn't anything I can say that compares to what you'll see in the link....so I'm just gonna leave it at that.....you're welcome.