Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
‘Making a Murderer’ Suspect’s Brother Drops Hot Rap Track
If you watch the Netflix series everyone is talking about — Making a Murderer — than the name Brad Dassey will sound familiar to you. Brad is the half-brother of one of the suspects in the case, Brendan, and turns out, a Christian rapper.
Hero Sends Box of Dildos to Oregon Militia
My new favorite person (or people) of the week is whomever sent boxes to dildos to members of the Oregon militia occupying a federal animal refuge.
Zoo’s First Baby Animal of 2016 Named David Bowie
A baby penguin at the Cincinnati Zoo, the first animal born at the zoo in 2016, was named after David Bowie.
Listeria Found in Blue Bell Plant Again?
Just as the gods return Blue Bell ice cream to our homes and freezers, signs of listeria have, once again, been found at the creamery's plant.
Stepmom Porn Most Searched of 2015
As we all get used to writing 2016 on our checks (mostly because who the hell is even still writing checks?) Pornhub has released its top searches of 2015.
I’m Set For Retirement, Thanks to LEGO
LEGO sets have increased in value by 12 percent every year since 2012, a higher return than gold, the stock market or bank accounts, according to The Telegraph. Looks like my extensive collection has me all set for retirement, bitches!
First Baby Born in France in 2016 Named Lemmy
The first baby born in France in 2016 was named Lemmy after recently laid to rest Lemmy Kilmister.
Weather Map Shows Vagina Over West Texas
A recent weather map shows what appears to be a giant vagina over West Texas.
Most Popular Christmas Movie in Texas
Using data from Facebook, the folks at Estately recently released the most-watched holiday movie in each state, and Texas, I'm disappointed in you.
Texas Woman Walks Through Live Power Lines For Tacos
Police say a woman walked through live power lines to get to a taqueria after crashing her car into a utility pole in Houston.