Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
McDonald’s Offering Up $5k for Most Texas Burger
It seems McDonald's has finally realized what Whataburger realized long ago: That Texans are a unique brand of people with superior tastebuds. And that we love meat. A lot.
Donald Trump Brags About Penis Size at Republican Debate
This election has already been one of the strangest in United States history, with political decorum tossed aside long ago, but things took a turn for the even stranger at Thursday's Republican debate, with Donald Trump actually talking about how great his penis is
Ted Cruz, Hillary Clinton Win Texas Primaries
Minutes after the polls closed in west Texas, Sen. Ted Cruz and Hillary Clinton were projected the winners of Tuesday's primaries in the Lone Star State.
‘Making a Murderer’ Attorneys’ Tour Coming to Texas
The defense team featured on the Netflix series Making a Murderer, Dean Strang and Jerry Buting, are coming to Texas as part of a tour in which they'll engage in conversation about the case featured on the series, as well as discuss the broader topic of the American criminal justice system.
Netflix Now Hiring For Coolest Job Ever
Does your ideal night/day involve Netflix and chilling? Do you also have an obsession with Instagram? Then Netflix has the perfect opportunity for you that could earn you $4,000 and a trip around the world.
West Texas Woman Accused of Stabbing Squirrel
Mondays are rough and have a way of making people a little stabby, especially before the morning coffee kicks in. Such seems to be the case in Abilene, where a woman was arrested Monday morning after police said she fled officers who were called to investigate reports she stabbed a squirrel.
Texas, According to Google Search Autocomplete
You can generally tell the general public's biggest complaints about something by searching "Why is _____ so ...." and seeing what Google finishes your search with. Using this tactic, I sought to find out what Google suggested for as many Texas cities as I could get it to provide autocompletes for, and then made a map of the Lone Star State with the results.
Pope Francis Says Trump ‘Is Not a Christian’
During his flight back to Italy after a six-day trip to Mexico that culminated in a visit to the Mexico-Texas border in Juarez, Pope Francis said Donald Trump "is not a Christian."
Map of West Texas, According to Urban Dictionary Definitions
How a map of West Texas would look using Urban Dictionary definitions instead of town names.
Pope Shows Visible Anger After Being Jostled By Crowd
Before Pope Francis' arrival in Juarez, just across the Texas border, he made the rounds in other Mexican cities, including a stop in Morelia in which he showed visible anger after being jostled by an overly enthusiastic crowd.