Stupid Criminals: Man is Busted Stealing Pocket Vaginas From a Porn Store

Shoplifting from an adult store not only gets you arrested, it gets you arrested with some embarrassing items also.

According to The Smoking Gun, 22-year-old Shane Gregory of Spartanburg, South Carolina went into an adult store last week and shoplifted a sex toy for men, some pocket-sized vaginas to be exact.

He was acting strange after he took it though, and an employee stopped him and confronted him.

Gregory admitted he had taken it and, fittingly, he pulled the pocket-sized vaginas out of his pocket.

He was arrested for shoplifting.

It turns out he'd applied for a job at that adult store in the past.