Stupid Criminals-A Naked Man is Arrested for a High Speed DUI With Three Women in the Car

In this edition of Stupid Criminals we find a naked man driving 110 mph while drunk and with three women in the car with him.

According to the Naples News, police in Naples, Florida got a call on Saturday around 3:00 P.M. about a guy driving like a lunatic on the freeway. They spotted the car about 10 minutes later, and when they pulled it over, here's what they found:

33-year-old Noe Dejesus of Lehigh Acres, Florida was driving 110 miles an hour.
He was drunk, even though it was the middle of the afternoon.
He was completely naked.
And he had three women in the car with him.

As far as we know from the report, the women were not naked, but he was arrested for a DUI and driving without a license.

Somehow he dodged a public indecency charge, we assume the 110 mph drunk charge trumped him being naked.

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