Peep Show

So here it is, today I wore a very respectable (or so I thought) appropriately lengthed dress.  I felt pretty accomplished considering my track record with wearing dresses that are way too short is pretty consistent.  I love dresses and I always will, I'm in a dress about 85% of the time.

I try however unsuccessfully to wear dresses that won’t inevitably show my ass at the faintest of breezes.  Today the wind nor the length of my frock was the central cause of embarrassment ladies and gentlemen.  Today, even though I was fully clothed, what I was wearing under my clothes was fully apparent.  That's right, my dress was see through enough that the girl at the front desk of the station called out exactly what color my underoos were.  What the hell people!!! Have I no friends who care enough about me that they would feel compelled to tell me I was walking around giving young men a reason to live…just sayn.

So I decided to take a poll and find out who knew I was showing my ass and why they didn’t tell me!  Apparently women don’t care enough to notice and men care enough not to tell.  In the future, just so you know, if so see me out and can see through my dress enough to know Victoria’s Secret, feel free to let me know.