Back on September 21st in Wildwood, Florida, a 69-year-old man went through a McDonald's drive-thru with no pants on.

The Smoking Gun reports that Steve Orville ordered, then drove up to the window and handed the female cashier his money.

When she turned around to give him his change, she noticed he had no pants on and was furiously masturbating.

That's when he grabbed her arm and tried to get her to help out.  She managed to get her arm free, slam the drive-thru window shut, and call 911 as he sped off.

Police found him nearby in a gas station parking lot still with no pants on, but with a t-shirt over his lap.

He will be in court this week facing misdemeanor battery charges among other things.