If You Don’t Have This Star, It Could Prevent You From Flying.

I've been seeing this around social media and at first I thought it was a hoax. Apparently, there's some truth to it and you should totally google that and such....but now that I have you here, have you heard about Thrive?

Bwahahahahaha! I kid. I kid. I really did wanna bring that whole star thing to your attention but more than that, I just want to wish you a great day and thank you for liking our station's page of Facebook. I know you're busy, so thank you for taking the time to read this complete waste of your time hahahahaha. OH HELL! HERE COME'S YOUR BOSS!! ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!....jk bruh. You have yourself an awesome day and go kick this work week square in its tiny little scrotum. Also, ladies...if you get a wiener pic from some random dude this week, just send them one back. They'll LOVE it.