Guy Goes Into a Bank Claiming His is Michelle Obama’s Adopted Son and Asked for Access to the Obamas’ Account

Earlier this week, 29-year-old Johnnie Gooden, Jr. of College Station, Texas walked into a Chase bank branch in Bryan, Texas and told the teller his story.

Gooden told the teller he had just been adopted by Michelle Obama through Facebook and because he was part of the family, he was hoping to withdraw some money for the family account.

No one is sure why he thought a random Chase branch in Texas would have access to the Obamas' account, but the teller did call police, and when they arrived they found Gooden had outstanding warrants for resisting arrest and assaulting a public servant.

He was also found in possession of pot, so he was arrested.