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Chaser’s World Weird Web: Philadelphia Police on Lookout For Swiss Cheese Masturbator

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We all have our fetishes, but soliciting women to help you out with those fetishes while performing them in public is going to get you put behind bars.

According to the Philadelphia Daily News, Police are on the lookout for a swiss cheese loving, chubby white man in his late 40′s or early 50′s who drives a black sedan.

Police reports show the man is known to drive around with his genitalia hanging out looking for women to help him out.

When he spots a woman and gets her attention he  shows a piece of Swiss cheese and offers to pay the woman  to put it on his penis and do sexual stuff to him with the cheese there.

But it doesn’t stop there, another woman says the same man found her on the dating site OkCupid and tried to push his cheese fetish on her also.

She quoted him as saying, “I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complexions.  Girls are soft, smooth feeling, and tend to like dairy products more, so cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.”

Police in Philadelphia are asking for the public to be on the lookout for the “Swiss Cheese Masturbator.”

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