Bungling Burglar Stops Robbing House So He Can Feed Screaming Baby
For a robber, Kojek Mista makes a great nanny.
Mista stopped a robbery he was in the midst of committing in order to feed a screaming baby who woke up after he and his accomplices broke into the house.
The incident took place last month in Indonesia. Mista and four other goons broke into the house, armed with all sorts of weapons. Then, they tied up a maid and homeowner before the baby started screaming like only a baby can.
Mista wanted to quiet the tot and was told to feed him. That's when he veered way off the plan by giving the child milk:
I gave it to the baby while cradling him. Not long after, the baby fell asleep so I put him in bed. I have a kid, so I know how to cradle a baby.”
Mista and his cohorts eventually fled with about $5,000 worth of merchandise, although they were eventually caught.
Mista is now looking at a decade in the slammer, where, ironically, odds are good someone will ask him who's his daddy.