Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
Feb. 1 Last Day to Register to Vote in Texas Primaries
Whether you're a Trumpeteer or Feelin' the Bern, Monday, Feb. 1 is the last day for Texans to register to vote before the March 1 primaries.
Texas Man Accused in Theft of Miley Cyrus Blow-Up Doll
A Texas man is accused of stealing a life-sized Miley Cyrus inflatable doll from an adult store.
The Game Donates $500K For Flint Water Crisis, But DAMN That Checking Account Balance
Rapper The Game recently donated $500,000 to the assist the residents of Flint with the lead water crisis affecting the city, which is great, but in his instagram post about his donation, he also revealed the contents of his checking account and all I can say is daaaaaamn.
Guy Creates Dating Profile Using Google AutoComplete
A dude recently used suggestions from Google AutoComplete to create his dating profile, and honestly? It's better than 90 percent of the profiles I've seen out there and contains a refreshing lack of spelling and grammatical errors, as well as emojis.
Texas Teen Suspended For Carrying Student Suffering Asthma Attack to Nurse
In news that'll leave you scratching your head, a Texas student is facing a school suspension for carrying a classmate having an asthma attack to the nurse.
Why Talking About (Lack of) Diversity Among Oscar Nominees is Important
At issue in the news (and on the Morning Show) recently has been the disproportionate number of Academy Award nominees of white ethnicity in comparison to those of any and all other races combined, i.e. #OscarsSoWhite. While some have questioned whether any non-white actors even deserved nominations this year, others have said non-white actors "need to stop whining" and focus on more important things. Uhh, about that:
Million-Dollar Texas Drug Heist Caught on Camera
Police say a million-dollar pharmaceutical drug heist at a pharmacy outside of Dallas was captured by surveillance cameras and looks like something out of an action movie.
Best Instagram Pics of West Texas This Week
Nothing compares to driving across West Texas, but when I can't do that, I check out other people's Texas journeys on Instagram.
This Cat Looks Like Kylo Ren Actor Adam Driver
A cat recently adopted from a New Jersey SPCA has Kylo Ren to thank for its new home. Core was adopted after it was pointed out that it bears a striking resemblance to "The Force Awakens" actor Adam Driver.
First Dildos, Now Someone Has Sent 55 Gallons of Lube to Oregon Militia
Earlier this week, militia members who have been holed up inside an Oregon wildlife refuge since Jan. 2 received boxes of dildos and penis-shaped candy after putting out a request for supplies. Now, another hero has stepped to the plate by sending the group a 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant.