I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
Check Out The Best Texas License Plates Of 2018
The website My Plates has given us the best license plates of 2018 and the people of Texas has some jokes man.
Chuck Norris Hosting 5K In Texas Where People Dress Up As Chuck
We all love a good themed 5K run. From tutus, superheroes, color blocking, paint and everything in between, we love them! But Chuck Norris may have the best one.
Check Out El Paso Rep. Joe Moody’s Tie He Wore At His Appointment
State Rep. Joe Moody has made headlines for his new appointment in the State House of Reps but we all should really be pointing out his awesome tie too.
MoSho’s Badass of the Week-China’s Prostitue To Pirate Ching Shih
Our badass is a woman who started her life being at the mercy of men and became her own leader- from prostitute to Pirate lord of the Red Flag Fleet Ching Shih.
Defend A Villain- Lisa Goes To Bat For Black Panther’s Killmonger
We head to Morning Show Court to hear why Lisa has taken up for the defense of Prince N'Jadaka aka Eric Stevens aka Killmonger.
Alright Alright! Matthew McConaughey Wants To Put You To Bed
Beloved Texan and all around cool dude Matthew McConaughey has a very unique voice- and now you can listen to him read you a bedtime story while you fall asleep
Report Says Texas Has Most Pet-Friendly Airports In U.S.
Dogs may be man's best friend but they can be hard to travel with, especially at airports. But lucky for Texas, 3 airports make the list of best for your pooch.
Win A $1.3 Million House By Entering A $19 Essay Contest
You could win a $1.3 million dollar house in Canada by writing an essay about why you deserve the mansion.
Aquaman, aka Jason Momoa, Is Coming To New Mexico
Prepare yourself ladies- Jason Momoa is coming to New Mexico!
Texas Bar Serving Wine In Pringles Can Like Walmart Woman
A bar in Houston had a stroke of genius after a woman went viral for drinking wine out of a Pringles can in a Walmart parking lot.