I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
They’re Looking For A New Batman And I’ve Got Some Suggestions
It's no secret that Ben Affleck is hanging up his batsuit and they need a new leading man to take the role. Here are some handsome, quality replacements.
MoSho’s Badass of the Week- Bear Fighting Hugh Glass
You may have seen the movie "The Revenant," but I bet you didn't know he was a pirate too! Check out this week's badass, bear-fighting Hugh Glass.
Wrap It Up! Condom Use In The U.S. Declining, STIs On The Rise
Even though there are different condom options out there, it seems like people aren't wrapping it up as much anymore. And now STIs are on the rise. But why?
Is Donald Trump On The Front Of The New MRE Packaging?
A Warrant Officer in the U.S. posted a photo of his MRE online and the photo blew up of people thinking the image on the front looked like the POTUS.
Trump Says He Doesn’t Want To Get A Dog And I Think He’s Right
While speaking at a rally in El Paso this week, the President told the crowd it would seem "phoney" if he followed tradition and got a First Dog.
Abilene Middle School Class Holds ‘Bob Ross’ Painting Day
After dealing with the stress of multiple tests, projects and grades, this Abilene 8th grade teacher made her pre-AP students feel like happy little trees.
Texas DWI Suspect Bit Off Part Of Cop’s Ear During Arrest
According to police, a Texas man bit off part of a police sergeant's ear during a struggle while he was being arrested for DWI.
What Texas And Other States Are Googling For Valentine’s Day
In case you're wondering what to get your love for Valentine's Day, here is what people are Googling for the holiday of love.
More “The Most Dangerous Thing In El Paso” Tweets
We started the hashtag last week, and people are STILL letting us know what the real dangers in the Sun City are.
HELLYEAH Wants Your Pictures With Vinnie Paul For New Album
HELLYEAH are putting their finishing touches on their new album and they want their fans to be a part of the group's album art. Find out how here.