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Stupid Criminals: 81-Year-Old Man Gets Busted For Being Naked and Humping a Bush
In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find an 81-year-old man who decides to get naked and hump a bush.
Survey Says: Women Will Ask For What They Want During Sex More Than Men
I imagine a lot of guys don't make special requests during sex. Because frankly, they're so surprised and happy to be having sex, they don't want to screw it up.
Stupid Criminals: A Woman is Banned From Talking About Her Ex on Facebook or She Will Be P…
In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a woman who slandered her ex so badly on Facebook, a judge told her if she wrote anymore posts about her ex she would be put in jail.
Stupid Criminals: A Fugitive is Caught When He Turns Up in a Low Budget Movie
In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a fugitive that decides to show up in a low budget horror movie as the bad guy, and gets caught.
Stupid Criminals: Man Gets Busted For Cocaine, Says He Was Eating a Powdered Donut
In this edition of Stupid Criminals we find a guy that gets busted for cocaine possession and tries to say he was eating a powdered donut and got the powdered sugar on his nose.
Survey Says: Couples That Get Drunk Together, Stay Together
Seems that the best way to stay together as a couple is to get drunk together.
Survey Says: 98% of Women Have Made Up An Excuse to Get Out of Having Sex
To follow up on the previous article about perfect sex, here is another survey on who has made up an excuse to get out of having sex.
Survey Says: What is the Formula For Perfect Sex?
The age old question about how to have perfect sex may have been found.
Chaser’s World Weird Web: A Man Gets His Head Stuck Inside a Weight Machine
Here is why you should never work out on vacation, especially if you don't know what you're doing in the gym.
Three Men Were Struck By Lightning at a Nude Beach
No one wants to get struck by lightning, but if it has to happen, might as well have this excuse: My penis is so big it's a lightning rod.