Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Man Arrested for Dropping an F-Bomb in Front of Old Lady
The guy is looking at a punishment much worse than having his mouth washed out with soap.
Drug-Sniffing Lizard Is on the Case…Or Is It?
Drug-sniffing dogs are so yesterday.
Shirtless Lunatic Devours Pancakes in the Middle of Busy Road
This guy found himself in a sticky situation.
Sickly Talented Boy Turns His Entire Head a Terrifying 180 Degrees
We don't know if this kid's got a good head on his shoulders, but we do know he's got a creaky one.
2017’s Fattest Cities in America Are a Lesson in Portion Control
Make America eat sensibly again.
Engaged Woman Stunned to Find Diamond in Egg She Ate
Which came first, the diamond or the egg?
Terrible Drunk Burglar Gets Stuck in Smashed Window
Hey, criminals, do yourself a favor: ignore the cliche and make sure you never return to the scene of the crime.
Energized Twin Toddlers Party Like Rock Stars After Bedtime
Getting little ones into bed can be hard. Getting them to fall asleep can be downright impossible.
Can You Guess Monopoly’s 3 New Pieces? Don’t Bet On It
Out with the old, in with the new.
Woman Plows Into Gas Station…And Then Goes Totally Bonkers
You know you've got issues when crashing into a gas station convenience store isn't the most memorable part of your day.